What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?